I feel depressed when I break my nails
I hate it when I have no stylish outfits for Saturday nights
I get so frustrated when my hair gets frizzy
I always want money to buy mascara and eyeliner
Bathing suit, and a box of buff powder
I get bothered to wait at the dentist office
Or at the salon to fix my bushy eyebrows
I hate driving during rush hour
I feel miserable when I can’t pay my car insurance check
I feel depressed when I fail a test
I get irritated when I have papers due
I get down in the dumps when I remember my university loans
Who said I don’t have to shop every week?
And bye every outfit and matching shoes
Who said I don’t have to see movies every week?
And eat Chinese rice along with Mexican Sauce
Italian spaghetti and French fries
I can’t forget Lebanese Hommus and Tabouli
I feel depressed if I don’t drive up North
Or go cruising all summer long
I have to watch every soccer match
I have to hold a modern mobile
And drive the most recent car
It has to be polished and red
With black leather
And shiny silver rims
What else I have to care about?
My parents?
Of course I do
My kids?
They crown my list
My work?
It takes most of my concern
This is I
This is you
This is my family
This is my neighbor
These are Americans