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Obnoxious
Is your proboscis obnoxious?
Your gluteus max a bit lax?
Do your pecs vex? Your hair's not there?
Just see your surgeon and relax.
You'll transform into a beauty
But you'll be common, never rare.
You'll be a part of the new world
With Barbie and Ken everywhere.
Do you wish forehead crease to cease?
And lip pout you can't do without?
No crow's feet line you can define?
See your surgeon without a doubt.
You'll transform into a beauty
But you'll be common, never rare.
You'll be a part of the new world
With Barbie and Ken everywhere.
You want your dangly less gangly?
Pigeonbreast is not your request?
Spare tire must now expire?
See your surgeon at this behest.
You'll transform into a beauty
But you'll be common, never rare.
You'll be a part of the new world
With Barbie and Ken everywhere.
You're not tall? Let 'Bones' do it all.
You're not slim? The surgeon is in.
Gastric by-pass is now not crass
See your surgeon. Cure Nature's sin.
You'll transform into a beauty
But you'll be common, never rare.
You'll be a part of the new world
With Barbie and Ken everywhere.
Your chin is not strong? It's all wrong?
Your underbite is quite a plight?
You want to tattoo your eyebrows too?
See your surgeon to make it right.
You'll transform into a beauty
But you'll be common, never rare.
You'll be a part of the new world
With Barbie and Ken everywhere.
