If you live alone No one
.. can grab the remote
OR
.. play cacophony which hurts your ears
.. put you on the phone when you don't want to talk
.. cook foods whose smell makes you sick
.. fracture the silence in other ways
.. be upset if you tune out in meditation
.. wake you out of a beautiful dream, for morning sex
.. move or throw away your things
.. spend your money
.. mind if you get up in the middle of the night to work
.. expect you to do more than 50% of the cleaning, cooking, laundry
.. establish your priorities
.. object if you talk to old friends of both genders
.. decimate your freedom
and
when attacked by flatulence you need not leave the room.

Nevertheless many of us nonyogis prefer the path of
   mutual love.

  -saiom shriver-

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