WISTERIA MIRACLE
The great pig waste lagoons
which repel the loons..
from factory farms
of silent hysteria..
breeding places of pfiesteria
cesspools of listeria
by God's grace
mysterious
can let the animals go
and become wisteria
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RACCOON LOVE
*
At the Cleveland
apartment building
a Chinese tenant
talked of seeing
raccoons partaking
of the dumpster
buffet.
In his eyes was
heartwarming delight
as he talked of the
enchanting sight
of these masked
and brilliant
creatures of the night.
*
Footnote:
For those who don't like
raccoons
industrial dumpsters can
be made with more secure
lids so that the innocents
do not freeze to death
trapped at the bottom of
the metal cages at night
nor are they crushed to
death when mechanical
collectors dump all the
contents into the crusher.
For those who love the
raccoons, rope ladders
could be permanently affixed to the
insides of the dumpster.
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MEDIEVAL QUEEN
*
In medieval times when
a queen was kind
it seemed she was
automatically canonized
*
ANIMAL PIECES
*
By animal food (not feed)
many cows are not only
made carnivores
but cannibals
Into their food
are mixed
powders of
cow carcasses
cat cadavers
camel carrion
chicken corpses
*
YEHUDI MENUHIN
*
The violinist
did not respond
to the conductor's
baton.
So great his
vision
his bow became
the dominant
wand.
*
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE AND JO NESBO
*
Are authors who murder their heroes
as cruel as Emperor Nero?
(Sherlock Holmes and Inspector H. Hole)
*
RAINBOW AND LASER
As a rainbow sped up
can become a laser
so when a laser slows
it can become a rainbow.
*
DRAGRACING KING OF ROADKILL
*
He had been
the dragracing
king of roadkill
til one day when
he ran over
his own dog.
He promised God
that if his dog's
life was saved
he would never
again drive
with no care for
the feathered and furred.
He kept his word.
-saiom shriver-