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ANODYNE
Animals on whom
people dine..
all died without
an anodyne.
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GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS
A young woman married
a man who shortly after
went on a week long trip with
his male friends.
After his return,
She went down to the basement
and was shocked to see
three bears' dead bodies in the process
of being skinned,
hanging from the ceiling.
Running screaming upstairs,
she inadvertently sparked
rage in her inebriated
hunter mate,
who threw
her down the steps,
breaking both arms.
The next day when he
went to work,
the wiser Goldilocks
replaced the old
with new gold locks.
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OHIO STATE TEACHING STUDENTS CRUELTY