WHAT I WANT
I want to be a Dervish dancer
And give myself a whirl
I want to find a cure for cancer
Eat scones and ask you to be my girl,
Play chess with Rabbi Shlomo
After Moshe Plotkin’s bar mitzvah
Find out everything I don’t know
Laugh like Zero Mostel with chutzpah.
Play my ukulele with Father O’Grady
Do the Tarantella with aunt Isabella
Walk with a shalaly in a Dublin parady
Give the banshees all kinds of hella
I want to live like Chief Little Joe
Out in the dessert in his Hogan
Learn big medicine with his mo joe
And be big n powerful like Hulk Hogan
Drink a pint of Guiness with Grand Marnier
And finish with a glass of Sloe Gin Fizz
Be able to sing like Robert Goulet
And be the very best that iz