King of codpieces
Knave buffoon
Are you the one
They call the Foul Poltroon.
Dog hearted,
Nabbering nabob
Are you the swill
Hurling slob.
Hedged born swain,
Not of the manor born;
Are you the one
Of reputation shorn?
King of rapscallions
Pesky festering pest;
Do you do everything
With a supercilious jest.
Are you the ne'er do well
Begrizzled and bedraggled
bemuzzled and tail bewaggled?
Lastly, are you among the ghastly,
Claiming royalty cheaply bought;
Thou art a foul poltroon,
Living mostly on rot.
@2027 Sai Grafio