Shakespearean Insults

 

 

 

King of codpieces

Knave buffoon

Are you the one

They call the Foul Poltroon.

 

Dog hearted,

Nabbering nabob

Are you the swill

Hurling slob.

 

Hedged born swain,

Not of the manor born;

Are you the one

Of reputation shorn?

 

King of rapscallions

Pesky festering pest;

Do you do everything

With a supercilious jest.

 

Are you the ne'er do well

Begrizzled and bedraggled

bemuzzled and tail bewaggled?

 

Lastly, are you among the ghastly,

Claiming royalty cheaply bought;

Thou art a foul poltroon,

Living mostly on rot.

 

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