"'Oh, was I supposed to wear shoes?' he asked, slyly.
"'I did bring some sheer socks to put on just before dinner.'
"He was clad in a white dinner jacket, down which his dreads cascaded.
"Beneath it, an orange mesh tee was not tucked into the waistband of
"his very new, 'skinny-style' jeans; his bare feet heavily grass-stained."
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