Pudent Stupils on Stupil‑Free Day
Pudent stupils parade in the quad,
stupil‑free day and the rules are odd.
Pupillary impudence winks at the sun,
while pudding‑studious scholars run—
pupendous pudents with books upside‑down,
wearing their mortarboards into town.
They measure the minutes in marmalade jars,
and mark their attendance by counting the stars.
No lessons, no tests, just linguistic play,
on pudent stupils’ stupil‑free day.