Ingenuous, pompous, so pious and full of it,
Our own strutting rooster, the Mayor.
Schooled and well groomed, but they couldn't hand him wit,
Ingenuous, pompous, so pious and full of it.
He cut the town’s cake, then scoffed every bit,
And when his old hen fell broody, he trod the au pair.
Ingenuous, pompous, so pious and full of it,
Our own strutting rooster, the Mayor.