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My new wife is a bitch too!
I was rid of my old wife and life was once again great.
But I remarried and it's something I've come to hate.
My new wife used toilet water to make me some lemonade.
Getting married was the two worst decisions I've ever made.
She took a bow and arrow and wounded my butt.
I couldn't sit for weeks because of this slut.
She put anthrax in my tea and said it was sugar.
Then she gave me a sandwich that was full of boogers.
When she made me some coffee, she used Copenhagen snuff.
I puked my guts out and I'd had enough.
I'm taking the bitch to court to get a divorce.
I don't want to risk marrying another bitch so when I marry again, I'm going to marry a horse.
