I modified my ham radio and it started picking up transmissions from outer space.
I heard aliens say that they were sending a fleet to enslave the human race.
I tried and tried to warn people but all they did was laugh.
Every person on Earth soon felt these aliens wrath.
They arrived and they enslaved everyone soon after.
Now there's no joy allowed in the world and no laughter.
Obeying these alien dictators is the only purpose that we serve.
I wish all of these alien scumbags would die like they deserve.
They have only one eye and they're large and green.
They have razor sharp claws and teeth and they really are mean.
The people didn't have enough time to defend the Earth because they didn't listen to me.
If they would've listened, the human race might be free.