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Fight In An Elevator
Rewrite of Aerosmiths' Love In An Elevator. Inspired by the recent rapper Jay Z fight video on TMZ
Lookin' like a dog
Actin' like you're her big boss man
Instead of her marriage company
I'm bettin' on the dice
Before this year's up
You'll be divorcing
Happy public image
Nothing but a fantasy
Ooh don't give me that shocked look
Sisterly bonds ain't so blind
You got my girl
With a clever hook
Too bad for you player
I'm the one
Read between the lines
Chorus
Fight in an elevator
Throwin' my hands up
Cause you've been keeping a secret low down
Fight in an elevator
Throwin' my hands up
Till I knock a liar to the ground
Jay Z in the elevator
Saw a little more then just her lingerie
On the second floor
Overheard when to him she said
'Baby, I'll see you later"
And love you just a little more
No truth ain't gonna get me stuck
I'm speaking out
My mind won't be a party to
Keeping this lie alive
Overheard when she said
"I'll show you how to fax in the mail room
Honey have you home by 5"
Chorus
Clearing the air, clearing the air
Homie, one more last time
Oh no, it ain't fair
So I'm starting
A fight in an elevator
Throwin' my fists up
Cause you've been keepin' a secret low down
Fight in an elevator
Homie going down
Chorus
Ain't gonna be no penthouse player
After she takes your record to the cleaners
Ain't gonna be no millionaire
Better hope you're a real good fast talker
Explain away to the judge
Your love affair
Get your timin' right
Could finally be a test
You ain't gonna pass
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway, honey
Kick your sorry ass
Chorus
Did you care?
Did you even care?
Honey, one more last time
Now that just would't be fair
So here I am
Startin' an fight in an elevator
Throwin' my hands up
Cause you've been keepin' a secret low down
2014 Ramona Thompson
