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God Is This Woman
For sexy Hayden!
Rewrite of Richie Sambora's If God Were A Woman
God is this Nashville woman
With the great boobs and the long blond hair
Every night I wanna lick
And kneel at her alter
And offer her this lover's prayer
Could she save me from my addiction?
Could she turn me from sin?
Yeah, hell yeah, she can
Cause God is this woman
And after the change
I'm gonna be her man
God is this woman
Wow from that first moment
She had me impressed
In those red hot high heels
And that knock out gold dress
Bet she'll look even better out of it
Was't already rich I'd offer her a hearty donation
For just one night
Inside of her many charms
I'd cross every line
I'd yield to an unholy temptation
Just to savor her lady wine
Oooh, cause God is this woman
She comes on like an angel
But I know
She's hidin'
Just waiting for the time to reveal
Her devil lustin' inside
OOh how I'd been mournin'
Till I found my Heaven
Got lost in a new religion
Fathful true
Forever more to my paramore
Won't ever kiss my faith goodbye, goodbye
Cause God is this woman
Yeah, God is this woman
Tell me is it so wrong
Fallin' in love
With another of the same
Makes me Jesus feel so rightous
Blinded by her brightness and eternal kindness
Have I gone over the edge?
Finally lost my grip
Completely insane
Cause to me
God is this woman
I wanna kiss and tell the world
We'll dance in Heaven tonight
Not caring if tomorrow
We burn in Hell
Chorus
Yeah!
Solo ad libs
Chorus
God is this woman
God is this woman
God is this woman
God is this woman
And for lovin' her Heaven
Don't care if after I burn in Hell
Cause God is this woman, woman, woman
God is this woman
Tell me is it really so wrong to love another of the same
If my God is this woman
If my God is this woman
She drives me insane, yeah!
2013 Ramona Thompson
