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My sassy rewrite of the Christmas classic-Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

You better watch out

Yeah, baby, my lawyer is gonna make you cry

Gonna make you pout

Mister!

I'm telling you why

Mrs. Claus is leaving town

I saw your little black book list

I even checked it twice!

Sucks for you your wife did find out

Who've you've been making time with

Both naughty and nice

And so now, honey....

Mrs. Claus is leaving town

I know all around you've been creeping

At last my brain is awake

You've been more bad than good

Now I'm done for goodness sake!

You better watch out

Yeah, baby, my lawyer is gonna make you cry

Gonna make you pout

Mister!

I'm telling you why

Mrs. Claus is leaving town

2024 Ramona Thompson Felton