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Step right on up and be amazed!
Heaven's greatest gift to man is here at last
A jawsome deal of a lifetime we wanna make with you
Run! Don't just swim to get it now!
King of the ocean world and number rock superstar you could soon be
What holds you back?
Every one is so eager to be your lifelong chum
Eternally your biggest fans
Kingdoms will soon rise in your most worthy name and honor
It's your destiny to rock the worlds of sea, land and music
So don't be shy in embracing and accepting your fate
Here we wait most excited on this red carpet for your arrival
Eyes and hearts turned your way in rapture of you our sea dog
Rock n roller true keep your soul no longer from us buried deep in the arctic mist
Extinction of heavy metal music we just cannot face
And so our ocean god
Our mighty mighty megabdon
Once more
Upon land and sea
We turn to you
2022 Ramona Thompson Felton/Bon Ouija