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They say I have a problem...

trunk full of open containers

all sticky hippie flytraps

rattling as my three hubcaps

pass over train tracks

 

playing chicken

against my better judgment and against the wind.

 

Officer asks if he can take a look inside;

I tell him he can't handle what's inside.

 

Click. Click.

Trunk release.

 

We make left side mirror eye contact 

and it dawns on me that I'm done for.

I've been found out.

 

Strawberry!

Grape!

Cherry!

Apricot!

 

I'm a jelly hoarder!

A diner-sized jar of jelly hoarder!

Just trying to get across the border!

 

Loganberry!

Blueberry!

Pomegranate preserves!

 

Ask me to designate, delineate,

and describe the differences between 

jams, compotes, and chutneys...

 

Peach!

Blackberry!

Raspberry!

Motherfucking apple butter.

 

If it can go in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,

I'm bringing it to Mexico.

 

Flying down the highway

bug-eyed

covered in crumbs

sucking Moxie through a crazy straw.

 

Yeah.
This is gonna be a good drop. 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This was my Iron Poet qualifier match "original short poem" that won me the belt on 12/8/14. The secret ingredient was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

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