Anonymous
Churned Love Affair
Karyn Indursky
July 2012
Once upon a time
Donald duck wanted
a date with Daisy.
She looked so pretty
in her dress and her
eyes sparkled like crystals.
Goofy tried to help
Donald by sending flowers,
but Minnie received them instead.
Minnie went to Donald's
with her pink dress
and new shoes.
Donald thought Minnie
was Daisy when he
answered the door.
Minnie had hearts in her eyes
and planted a big kiss
on Donald's cheek.
Donald was in shock,
hit her with a sock,
and Minnie fed him a rock.
Daisy heard bees buzzing
about their kiss
and was pissed.
She drove her car
to their house
with Micky Mouse.
Micky Mouse was mad
for everyone knows,
he loves Minnie.
Seeing Minnie's lipstick stains
on Donald's cheek
set their jealousy ablaze.
In their irrationality,
they decided to
churn them into ice cream.