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Pluto's Care Package
Pluto's Care Package
Pluto's Care Package
Karyn Indursky
July 2012
Riding down the street
on a tractor
Super Woman was on a mission
to deliver dog chow.
The meddling Dick Dastardly
was too lazy to shop
and set a trap.
Super Woman's tire popped
from the sharp, rusty nails
he threw in the road.
She was in a hurry,
decided to ditch the tractor
and hitch-hiked with Dirty Harry.
Dirty Harry blasted music
with the windows rolled down
and Super Woman sang karaoke.
Dick Dastardly was a hater
and broke the speakers
before he grabbed the chow.
Enraged, Dirty Harry punched
him in his face,
which made him damage the can.
Dog chow went everywhere!
Super Woman was in a bind,
Pluto was starving.
She made Dick Dastardly into
dog chow with a side order
of Dirty Harry biscuits.
Super Woman swiped a motorcycle,
took it to Micky's,
and Pluto licked her face in gratification.
