Anonymous
Sweet Red Wine
Karyn Indursky
July 2012
Once upon a time
in a gingerbread house
Miss Piggy had the munchies.
Shrek dropped bye
and her stomach was growling
like a polar bear.
Before he could speak
Miss Piggy ate him
like a black diamond steak.
Hanzel came home
starving for ham
and threw her into a pan.
Kermit barged in
wanting Miss Piggy to play,
but her found her on a plate.
Hanzel wiped his mouth...
Kermit grew enraged...
and the doorbell rang.
Pocahontas was there for brunch
with her fork and knife
they became her lunch.
Stuffed to the brim
she fell asleep,
forgetting the door was ajar.
Cruella Deville creeped in
with her stolen wand
to alter Pocahontas into wine.
With her glass in hand,
feet on the table,
she drank like a fish.