A man walks in a bar and sits next to another man.
Man:
"I know what you're thinking.
And you should be.
Why is this guy drinking,
Right next to me?
That is because...
Well let's just say,
Today you'll be a better person,
Than you were yesterday.
Everything you have said and done,
Today you'll change by the threat of a gun"
Other Man:
"What do you mean?
Are you what they call a fiend?"
The man takes out his gun, shoots the other man right in the forehead.
The only thing you can hear is screaming and shouting...