MRT Madness
Clark Steven Lupton
November 2, 2008
The MRT has so many peeps
Some of the men can be creeps
Standing shoulder to shoulder
It keeps stopping as I grow older
To get in you push and shove
You might see someone you’ll fall in love
Then you see a man hold her
You notice they both have body odor
The woman’s train could be the most crowded on Earth
Oh look! Some young lady is giving birth!
The baby is born with a *POP!*
But they don’t get off yet, it’s not their stop
As far as I know, the MRT hasn’t crashed
But many bags, I suppose, have been slashed
For your entire trip you might have to stand
But it’s still the best transpo in the land