If Dracula were a she
That would be me
Walking in the Valley of Darkness
A new experience for me
Evidently my light shone too bright
The divine decided to dim it to a night light
Shade stalker, cross balker
Pallid complexion, bloody confections
Stake through my heart
of Garlic, I want no part
Though my vessel may be broken
And I seem soft-spoken
I’ve got a secret hack
Planning my comeback
Come now, place your bets
On the demise of Draculette