I caught you
you know
smiling at my
baby doll panties
with a hooker's smile
it seems I've captured
the coveted one in a
feline grip
until ye is envious of such moves
as the river Nile
why who's still about as cuddly as
a snake in a bin of fuzzy old slippers
and definitely a calculated rake
with the heart of ten Jack The Rippers
so spare me your crocodile tears
Atila
for such tinge of obviously
faked regret for your 'hun!'
frankly it makes me feel the uncontrollable
urge to vomit
on second thought
I'd much rather just slap the evil piss out
of you in a crowded elevator of your peers
ah but before I do
one fantastic question still remains
would you still give up your executive parking
space to me every Friday if I did
I thought not
oh well
see ya.................
(March 31, 1999)