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Malc has a son,

Hairy hair growing wild

On his face and and back,

For this is malcs secret love child



Born a lady,

I will not name,

I’ll call her Drapo

Close to it but not the same.



This scary child

Only just born

Nine months before

Malc should have chosen porn



But malc was horny indeed

Into his phone, a number keyed,

Draps picks up says ‘okay,

‘After all it is Thursday’



So the date was set

The time was right

Malc’s valiant beast,

Would make her night.



All the details I could

I’m not going to say

It would ruin your life

And maybe turn you gay.



OK here is one,

Malc with drapo between his legs

Bobbing up, having fun

Your crushing my foot malcy begs.



So malc keeps his child support

Cos drapo didn’t abort

So learn from malc and his kid

And don’t do exactly what he did



The End



In honour of Malc and Malc Jnr



Nick Burdett