INT. KITCHEN TABLE - DAY
Nicholas whittles, John M plays 'Daughters' on guitar, Johnny types on an antique Underwood. OFF-CAMERA we hear a voice...
OC VOICE
Love you Mom.
We hear a door close. In walks VELORA, stunning pale goth girl dressed in black head to toe. Long glossy black hair, bangs cut straight across her eyebrows, dark eyeshadow frames red contacts, black lipstick.
VELORA
Cover your eyes Mayer.
I am approaching.
John M, his back to Velora, covers his eyes.
VELORA
Hey Nick. Whose this clown?
VELORA gestures towards Johnny with her thumb.
NICHOLAS
Johnny this is Velora,
Dakini's daughter.
Velora this is Johnnydepp,
the famous actor.
VELORA
Never heard of him.
JOHN M
(eyes still covered)
Burn.
JD
Dakini has a daughter?
Johnny raises his eyebrows, looks surprised.
JD
Velora... what an
interesting name.
VELORA
Doom.
JD
Pardon?
VELORA
It's Velora Doom.
See ya Nick.
She exits room, shouts back.
VELORA
Ok Mayer you can uncover
your eyes now.
John M hesitates.
JOHN M
Is she really gone?
JD
Yes.
JOHN M
Cuz there was this one time
when I thought she was gone
but she wasn't really
gone... that was bad...
JD
Pray tell why must you
cover your eyes like that.
NICHOLAS
Tell him why Johnmayer.
John M hangs his head.
JOHN M
Because I am not worthy of
gazing at the ravishing
beauty that is Velora Doom.