Donna, today, I gave Lonnie a Christmas present;
Because I'm trying very hard to be pleasant.
He was very thankful to me;
For giving him something he could put under a Christmas tree.
It is very easy to please Dutch;
I am starting to like him very much.
I am not asking him for anything in return;
Because he has no money to burn.
But, at least now, we can start to be pals;
As long as everyone understands and doesn't mind that I'm a schizophrenic gal.