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I should have peed my pants
The three friends were at an old little bar relatively close from school, they had a really long recess between classes so they had time to kill. It was very early and they were drinking and playing a round of pool while singing along with the jukebox. -¡Hey Roy, another beer! Johnny said to the bartender. His friend, worried, reminded him that they still have another class to attend and that he could get in trouble. Don’t worry bro, I can hold my drinks, also classes are less boring when I’m like this. After finishing their game they still had time left so they decided to drink another beer and wait sitting in the bar’s table. ¡Jesus! The class starts in 15 minutes, we have to go. Said one of Jonny’s friends. They all quickly stood up from their sits and pay their check.
Wait I have to go to de restroom, said Johnny when his friend quickly interrupt him. There is no time Johnny we have to go, if you go we are leaving you here. The three friends leave the bar and hop in a car, they hit the streets a little further when all of the sudden they encounter a dense traffic jam, they realize that it was going to be impossible to get to class on time. The cars were barely moving and Johnny was regretting not going to the bathroom at the bar.
Come on, can you go faster, said Johnny. How, are you blind? Just hold it we are almost there. A lot of time have passed and they were still half away from campus. His class was just getting started and they were still halfway from campus. Johnny was moving from side to side and holding his crotch with both hands, I feel like I will explode, you don’t have any empty bottles or something like that in your car? Said desperate searching on the back sit of the car. Neither of them answer.
After a long wait in the traffic they were finally on campus, 100 meter in front of them there was the main entrance, Oh no I’m not going to make it, open the door please stop the car. The car was still moving and the friend driver was forcing them to quickly get in the classroom and tell the teacher that he was parking the car, when all of the sudden Johnny interrupt him. ¡Oh God I can hold it anymore! He unlock the door and jump out of the car, unzip his pants and starts urinating a tree that was on the sidewalk of the main entrance, after he finish he turn backwards and saw an officer of the university jelling at him and calling someone trough the radio.
-Sorry officer I couldn't hold it any longer, we were stuck in traffic and… Johnny try to apologize and gets interrupt by the campus police. No no no body you should have thought it through I'm calling the cops on you, what is your matriculation number. The police arrived and took Johnny away a while they were getting him in the patrol the campus police whispered to Johnny, You should have peed your pants. He looked him in the eyes and answer. Yes officer I should have peed in my pants.
Hey dude did you hear what happened to Johnny he got expelled from campus dude.
-no way man, are you kidding me.
No man, and plus he had to pay a fine of 500 bucks for the charge of public indecency, they even say he was lucky, he was close to be cast as a sex offender.
Wow dude he should have pee his pants.
