Driving down
A one-way street
Heading to a friends
Going to meet
A girl I work with
She's got some green
But I never got there
I should have seen
Heading the wrong way
Down a one-way ave
Got pulled over
Found the green I had
In back of the squad car
We headed downtown
It was only 2 grams
Lucky it wasn't a pound
Scared as Hell
First time in jail
Hoping, dear God
Don't hold me without bail
Talked to the judge the next day
And finally got out
Found out a little more
What jail is all about
Went through ASAC
Completed the class
Paid my fines
Now they can all KISS MY ASS!