look at me!
i'm on the television screen
saying you can find yourself!
just give me three payments of 29.99
and all your morals!
be gay! cut your dick off!
you'll be happy if you have tits!
you'll surely find yourself if you adopt some kids!
buy a sports car! impress the ladies!
he have cream if you catch scabies!
we have pills for your small penis!
if you're sad and empty, here's some booze!
smoke cigarettes to look sophisticated!
if you're insecure, find a girlfriend!
or maybe a boyfriend cause it's 2015!
and we know you're latently homosexual.
come out of the closet, we're all expecting it.
here's some emotional appeal!
you're doing the right thing!
let everyone know you're doing the right thing!
care about your appearance!
care about your appearance!
CARE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE
CARE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE
CARE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE