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Im sittin her staring at a glass of water, Id rather have vodka, but Im all fringing out, to lazy to go to the store, I cant remember where I put my keys even if I wasnt lazy, so Ill sit here and stare at my glass of water, Im actually happy that I have something to drink, Id rather have vodka but Ill make do with this, oh yes because I cant find my keys,



I got drunk last night and I must have misplaced them because oh no I cant find my keys. I run in circles looking for my keys, I gotta get downtown before they close, Ya I have water but I really need vodka,



Im to lazy to move anymore, but if I could find my keys u better rest ashore Id be on my way to the store, I would knock over a bank just to get enough money, or frig that just reminded me I have no money for the vodka I need.



Ill run to the bank rob there asses blind, then Ill run right home and count every cent, then Ill take another jog to get to the store, buy all the vodka they have on the shelve, Ill be right in my glory and then I hear a knock at the door, oh goddamn it, its the pigs next door,



They take me in and Im thrown behind bars, oh my god does this elf it look right? I suckered the deputy into letting me have a 5th, I wash it down with huge glass of beer, oh yes Im an alkie I really dont care, because me and my bottle were quiet a little pare, we got married last night and then I drank him down,



I woke up this morning and none of it was real, but I have a 5th under my bed.