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A GARDEN OF LIMERICKS (2)
~A Garden Of Limericks~(2)
(Modified Limericks)
Jean Babtiste Pierre Antoine De Monet
had very bad tooth decay
woke in the night
went terribly white
and was not seen till May Day.
2
There was a cat that went astray
who went on a walk everyday
walked in the night
on a campsite
and never again went astray.
3
I've got a Nana called May
born on April Fools Day
rode my bike
flew a kite
and ended up in the hay!
4
There once was a friend who came to play
drove along the motorway
got up in the night
feeling alright
drove off in a Ford Cabriolet.
5
There was a prince from Ballaray
who went for an X-ray
woke up with fright
in the middle of night
but it was only April Fool's Day!
6
Children were playing on Saturday
jumped on the table to play
got a pen out to write
spilled ink to the write
asked what happened- they wouldn't say.
7
A dog went to the vet today
saw a horse eating hay
got a fleabite
and set alight
and asked for an action replay!
8
We opened the computer the other day
Who liked the letters A to K
started to fight
they had a fright
and never again went astray
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2007
January,18,2007
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