There's something here for certain very wrong
When I see everyday all this ads advertised on t.v
They show me this and they show me that,oh my poor head hurts!
They trying to make me look like a loser, or just a clown!
Things that I wouldn't have believed it
If I wasn't watching it myself with this two eyes of mine
Products of every size, kind and color
To accommodate every pocket and the most descriminated taste
Things of all sorts like how to lose some of your weight and fat
Five,ten and even 25 pounds over a weekend or in less than two week
And as many inches all over your body in less time
Than you would, taking a walk in the park!
But if you believe all this you must also believe that dogs can fly
Because I bet you that most of these instant miracles man- made
Is maybe only your money-pocket that they will make it small
Your bank account is the other one, that they may also shrink in less than two weeks time!