I
There was a kid called Brett
Who liked in trouble to get
All his money he spent
To the last cent
And now he cries and frets.
II
A little boy wanted very bad a pet
But his mother told him "No sweat"
For the dog you can forget
They're too much work and sweat
And not as much fun as my corvette.
III
There was a little girl called Nanette
That loved to play 'til sunset
With her dolls and tea set
Then she got so upset
She forgot to invite her friend Colette.
IV (AC)
There was a guy called Carey
Who liked girls who have a cherry
But he refused any to marry
They were ugly and scary
And also they were so hairy.
V
There's this girl so really naive
That everything she always believes
Then she just grieves
That such notion she receives
And then she's in total disbelieve.