MY LIMERICK COLLECTION 3

I



There was a kid called Brett

Who liked in trouble to get

All his money he spent

To the last cent

And now he cries and frets.



II



A little boy wanted very bad a pet

But his mother told him "No sweat"

For the dog you can forget

They're too much work and sweat

And not as much fun as my corvette.



III



There was a little girl called Nanette

That loved to play 'til sunset

With her dolls and tea set

Then she got so upset

She forgot to invite her friend Colette.



IV (AC)



There was a guy called Carey

Who liked girls who have a cherry

But he refused any  to marry

They were ugly and scary

And also they were so hairy.



V



There's this  girl so really naive

That everything she always believes

Then she just grieves

That such notion she receives

And then she's in total disbelieve.












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