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Clifford is a kind man, but I suspect he may have sexual motives.
Clifford is my neighbor
We met three months ago
He lives inside his trailer
With an eight year old called Mo
Mo is Clifford's greyhound
He rubs against my leg
I ask him not to do this
Sometimes I have to beg
Mo and Clifford freak me out
Sometimes they come to tea
I fear they may have sexual motives
But those motives aren't for me
I have a china doll set
And when I came home one day
Clifford was undressing them in my hut
And he didn't want to 'play'
I got a restraining order
Clifford tore it up
So I bought myself an Uzi
and shot him and he is dead now.
