The Vikings

They drove about in big ships

They killed and slaughtered wives

They drove the Anglo-Saxons

Off the cliffs around St. Ives



They weren't that smart or clever

They didn't believe in God

They covered their faces in wode

And ate a lot of cod



They prayed to falsened idols

Like Mars and people and stuff

They ate and ate and ate like pigs

They could never get enough



And then they found their saviour

A man called Jesus Christ

And they gave up rape and pillage

And became instead quite nice





HE IS RISEN HALLELJAH AMEN






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