They drove about in big ships
They killed and slaughtered wives
They drove the Anglo-Saxons
Off the cliffs around St. Ives
They weren't that smart or clever
They didn't believe in God
They covered their faces in wode
And ate a lot of cod
They prayed to falsened idols
Like Mars and people and stuff
They ate and ate and ate like pigs
They could never get enough
And then they found their saviour
A man called Jesus Christ
And they gave up rape and pillage
And became instead quite nice
HE IS RISEN HALLELJAH AMEN