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I shave my legs,



I sit down to pee.



And I can justify



any shopping spree.







Don't go to a barber,



but a beauty salon.



I can get a massage



without a hard-on.







I can balance the checkbook,



I can pump my own gas.



Can talk to my friends,



about the size of my ass.







My beauty's a masterpiece,



and yes, it takes long.



At least I can admit,



to others when I'm wrong.







I don't drive in circles,



at any cost.



And I don't have a problem,



admitting I'm lost.







I never forget,



an important date.



You just gotta deal with it,



I'm usually late.







I don't watch movies,



with lots of gore.



Don't need instant replay,



to remember the score.







I won't lose my hair,



I don't get jock itch.



And just cause I'm assertive,



Don't call me a bitch.







Don't say to your friends,



Oh yeah, I can get her.



In your dreams, my dear,



I can do better!







Flowers are okay,



But jewelry's best.



Look at me you idiot...



Not at my chest????







I don't have a problem,



With Expressing my feelings.



I know when you're lying,



You look at the ceiling.







DON'T call me a GIRL ,



a BABE or a CHICK .







I am a WOMAN.







Get it?, you DICK!?!