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Jimmy, A Strange Fellow
I would like to introduce you to my mother's husband, Jimmy. His eyes stare warns all passerby to beware! There's no hope for his long nose shape like a ski slope. When he starts to yell in his angery tone, it makes everyone start to moan and groan. His stinky cigarette breath is enough to impose death. As a child, I used to think he was hard of hearing not because of the earning. I learned why he was so harded of hearing the day he made a ponytail with his long curly salt and pepper hair, which always gave me a scare. When I saw the hair growing from his ears, I laughed so, hard that I had tears. My mother always told me that his skin was rough, that's why he's was so tough.His scaly skim is like an alligator so, that whenever he comes near me, I will say see you later alligator!! At six feet tall, he stand taller than I that when he yells I feel smaller than a ball. Jimmy's everyday attire is a t-shirt and jeans which never looks clean.He like to order people around so, everybody's feet never hit the ground. He starts to bark order."Shut the door,sweep the floor,wish the dishes and follow my wishes". His words to live by are "All pain no gain", however he drive everyone insane!! Don't try to tell him what to do; he'll make you feel like you don't have a clue. He willbe nice to you if you follow his laws and rules, and be sure to get him his pedestal. Did I forget to mention that Jimmy was borning on the Friday 13th also!
