I wake before the sun
Not because I'm disciplined
But because Joe might have uploaded a new episode
I whisper to myself
Papa Joe teach me, my thirst for knowledge is vast and wide
Just as vast, wide,deep, and wet as it is for chubby latinas
Or Sprite.....I need Sprite!
I stay silent as the intro music plays
My soul is a barron field
His voice is the rain
Conversations about Bigfoot UFOs and Atlantis!!
It washes away my pain
I shower but I don't play music
I play Rogan talking about bow hunting elk
the water hits my skin and I whisper
knowledge is power Joe Rogan is forever
mortal Kombat 3 taught me there is no knowledge that is not power
As for the second lesson my ex has to learn the hard way
In person I told that bitch there are plenty of fish in the sea
There's only one Joe Rogan.