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I HAVE A STORY TO TELL

NOT SURE WHAT YOU WILL THINK

BUT THIS REALLY HAPPENED

YOU MIGHT NEED A DRINK



YESTERDAY IT SEEMS

A LADY FELL FROM A PLANE

IT WAS A SMALL ONE AT THAT

THIS ONE THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN.



NOW IMAGINE YOUR SITTING

IN THE FRONT OF A VW VAN

THINK ABOUT THE SIZE AND ALL

NOW THIS IS HOW IT BEGAN.



PLANE TAKES OFF FROM ONE AIRPORT

TAKING ITS PASSENGERS HOME

ON TAKE OFF AN ALARM WENT OFF

'DOOR OPEN' IT SEEMS THE SYNDROME.



NOW CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU WILL

THEY CIRCLE BACK AND LAND AGAIN

CLOSE THE DOOR AND TAKE OFF

DOOR OPENS AND LADY FALLS FROM AIRPLANE.



NO ONE MISSED HER UNTIL THEY LAND

HOW IS IT THAT FOUR NEVER MISS ONE

DOES THIS MAKES SENSE TO YOU?

SOMEONE JUST FALLS INTO OBLIVION.



THIS IS THE WILDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

I AM JUST AMAZED AT THE MIND SET HERE

DO THEY THINK THAT WE ARE FOOLS?

DON'T THEY SEE HOW THIS APPEARS?



THIS PLANE WAS NOT A LARGE ONE

SO IT NOT LIKE SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN OUT OF HER SEAT,

SHE WAS NOT UP WALKING AROUND, CRUSING THE ISLES,

OR IN ANOTHER RESTRAUNT GETTING A BITE TO  EAT.



THIS LADY IS MISSING FOLKS

WAKE YOUR ASS UP AND THINK

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED UP THERE

TO ME.... THIS REALLY STINKS.