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MISSING AT WAL MART
WE ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN SICK FOR DAYS,
MY HONEY SAYS WELL I AM DRAGGIN YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE,
SO I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL, WHAT COULD IT HURT,
SO OFF TO WAL~MART WE GO, I HAD A LIST OF ONLY 4 THINGS,
BUT COME OUT WITH MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR,
ONLY TO FIND WHEN I GOT HOME, THE GABBIE LADY THAT WAS CHECKING,
SOME HOW MISSED SOME OF THE MORE TREASURED THINGS,
FOR FRIENDS THAT LIVE WAY FAR AWAY, A TRINKET HERE AND ANOTHER ONE THERE,
THE NEXT THING YOU HAVE A LOAD, TODAY I HAD TO GET SOMETHINGS,
FOR MY TWIN NEPHEWS, THEY WERE BORN IN APRIL AND THEY JUST NOW WEAR CLOTHS,
BABIES THAT ARE NOW 7 MONTHS OLD, JUST NOW WEARING 3 MONTH SIZE,
MAN THEY MUST STILL BE AS TEENY AS HELL, I MIGHT BE AFRAID TO HOLD THEM,
BUT NOT MY TYLER MAN, HE IS AS TOUGH AS NAILS, HE RUNS AND PLAYS,
MAKES ME LAUGH, IF ONLY WITH THE SPEED OF HIS SPEACH,
HE TALKS REAL FAST, AND IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP, BUT MY HEART SWELLS WITH PRIDE,
WHEN I CALL HOME TO TALK WITH HIS MOM, AND I HEAR HIM SAY, HELLO AUNT NEE',
OH WELL, SO WHILE I WAS SHOPPING FOR THESE THINGS, I KEPT THEIR FOLKS IN MIND,
SO FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, THE TWINS WILL BE GETTING........ WELL THEY WILL GET IT,
WHEN I GET BACK TO WAL~MART TOMORROW TO RETRIEVE THE MISSING AT WAL~MART BAG,
FOR NOT ONLY GIFTS FOR MY NEPHEWS, BUT A GIFT FOR A VERY DEAR FRIEND,
SHE HAS HAD A HARD TIME, FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS, AND I BUY GIFTS LIKE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE,
WHEN SOMETHING SPEAKS TO ME, WELL THAT HAPPENED ALOT TODAY,
COULD BE THAT I HAVE JUST NOT BEEN TO THE BIG STORE IN A REAL LONG TIME,
COME ON, YOU KNOW I TELL YOU I HATE TO SHOP, WELL CHECK IT OUT,
THAT IS NO LIE, I HATE TO SHOP, I HAVE NOT BEEN IN A WAL~MART OR THAT TYPE STORE SINCE,
WELL LET ME SEE, BACK IN THE SUMMER, THE FRIST PART OF THE SUMMER, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I CAN THINK OF,
I REALLY HATE THE CROWDS AND TRAFFIC, SO NOW TO THINK I HAVE TO RELIVE THIS ADVENTURE SHOULD REALLY SHOW I CARE,
I BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW, I'M GETTING ALL CHOKED UP, DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A HALLMARK MOMENT.......
ANYWAY... I AM GOING BACK TO GET THESE GIFTS, THEY WILL NOT GO UNGIVEN,
I WILL BRAVE THE CROWDS AND THE TRAFFIC, TO MAKE SURE THOSE I LOVE GET THAT SPECIAL GIFT THAT IS ONLY FOR THEM....
hey come here close, the best thing about this is,
my honey is driving.... so all I just have to do is sit there,
and hold on..... the traffic out here is just the worst.....
