NOW WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY THINKING,
CALLING THIS ELECTION 'THE BATTLE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE',
NOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT THEY WOULD CALL IT SOMETHING THAT IS,
SAY, JUST A LITTLE LESS VIOLENT SOUNDING,
WHEN I HEAR THIS ON THE NEWS,
I HALF EXPECT TO SEE, GORE/BUSH WITH COLORED TRUNKS,
BOOTS TO MATCH, DOING SOME SORT OF DANCE IN THE CENTER OF SOME RING,
WOULD THEY HAVE NAMES LIKE AL "THE ANGEL OF VOTES" GORE,
OR MORE LIKE G.W."THE GRINCH" BUSH,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, IT WOULD AT LEAST BE MORE ENTERTAINING,
THEY WOULD COME TO THE RING, WITH THEIR CREW IN TOE,
MAKING THEM LOOK AS GOOD AS THE CAN,
AND WE KNOW THAT IS SOMETIMES A REAL JOB.
SO THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU HEAR THE NEWS,
THINK ABOUT THE VISIONS FORMED IN YOUR MINDS EYE,
THEN TAKE PEN IN HAND, AND PAINT ME A PICTURE,
OF WHAT YOU SEE THIS AS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN THOUGHTS.