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Coyote Ugly ( An Irish Drinking Song)
Early morning
Open eyes
To the day
Before us all!
Throat is tight
Because last night
You puked
Till the pub’s
last call.
Whisky and scotch,
Beer and brew
Enough to blow your mind.
Don’t wake up late,
Because you’ll hate
The girl you wake up beside.
Roll off the bed
And hold your head
Its poundin in your skull
But then you see the
Dog of a lass.
The whiskey took it toll.
Suddenly
The pool of drool,
Starts to make you think.
Stumble into
The fookin kitchen
You’ll need another drink.
1 2 3 4 5
Another one will do
Never seems
To be enough
Ta’ keep her off
Of you.
Whisky and scotch,
Beer and brew
Enough to blow your mind.
Don’t wake up late,
Because you’ll hate
The girl you wake up beside.
Finally she looks alright
Ready for another round.
Hold up high
Keep a bottle nearby
But don’t ya sleep to sound.
Fookin hell
The alarm bell
Goes off in your head.
There she is
The dogged witch
Beside you in your bed.
Whisky and scotch,
Beer and brew
Enough to blow your mind.
Don’t wake up late,
Because you’ll hate
The girl you wake up beside.
And so we end
This ugly trend
Of sleepin when your drunk.
Stay up late
And cheer up mate
Make sure ya drink it off.
Whisky and scotch,
Beer and brew
Enough to blow your mind.
Don’t wake up late,
Because you’ll hate
The girl you wake up beside.
