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DR GOLDFOOT
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SOME FOOL ON A HIGH HORSE
Watching DR GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE and realizing I wasn't even born yet but it really did happen. Somebody thought this film was a good idea. It happened because the Silent Generation lived up to their name. And even a sequel DR GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS because, of course, Fabian has to try to outdo Frankie Avalon. I remain convinced Vincent Price is the real hero. He somehow managed to get both films made and still aired 60 years later. We let it happen and kept re-watching in spite our best pretensions.
Femme robotics
detonating on command
hapless manly pride
done in by false machismo
and wavering libido
