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NO WONDER YOU DON’T GET LAID
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BUT DAD, HE'S A POET
. . .so I’m sitting
with a gorgeous model
once graced the cover
of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue
We discuss Dostoevski
and the somber reality
of his prose
When she’s walking away
I start slapping myself
in the face like,
“You fool!
You have a gorgeous model
sitting next to you
and you discuss
a dead Russian novelist.
No wonder you don’t get laid!”
