It was driving
me crazy
doing that reading
there was this
really lovely lady—
red hair
nice green eyes
great body
She kept smiling
during my reading
I kept looking out
and that big smile remained
etched on her face
She was really
tuning into my reading
Unfortunately
she came in with a guy
that’s what was
driving me so crazy
me thinking,
God, I wish
I didn’t like her boyfriend
then I could hit on her
without any guilt
but this one
is out of my control
there’s only one thing
to do
I have to knock off
her boyfriend
but I shouldn’t joke
about that
if anything happened
I would get blamed
and that I would mind
but it probably
wouldn’t look too good
on a resumé
It’s one of those things
you just have to accept
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