Indian cuisine
tastes great
but it isn’t
always the best thing
to eat before
a night out on the town
this reality
became all too clear
on a recent evening out
I was going to see Burning Spear
with a few of my friends
and we figured Indian cuisine
would go well with reggae
and, of course,
we surmised
when the curry started
coming through our skin
we would have plenty of room
to dance to the music
Unfortunately,
there was one little flaw
in our brilliant scheme:
none of us was already with a girl
and, of course,
once the curry started
coming through the flesh
our odds of attracting girls
were considerably diminished
This was all good and well
with the married guys
but it sure as Hell didn’t
sit too well with me
and I’ll certainly learn
from my mistake
and not do it again
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