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HONEY & VINEGAR
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THE DRUNKENING
Fools say,
“You can attract more flies
with honey than vinegar.”
But you can attract
even more flies with horseshit
so what is the point?
And flies are undesirable.
Why exactly
am I seeking to attract them?
I don’t know about you
but I usually just swat them
with a newspaper
when they show up anyway.
