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My OTHER secret loves! Under the cover of darkness the driver goes to his car
His face deep in thought
He knows what he has to do
He knows why he has to do it
But he doesn't agree with it
He doesn't feel safe anymore
This person he must teach a lesson
Are they really a psycho?
They are dangerous and here he is sitting in a car next to them
He stresses out when they don't take the corner tightly enough
He puts the brake down
"NO! WE DRIVE ON THE LEFT! IF THERE WAS ANOTHER CAR COMING"
"DO IT AGAIN"
As their eyes roll
He growls
Its not my fault your shit is it
The turn in the road
Stalled
"DO IT AGAIN"
The parallel park
SCREWED
"DO IT AGAIN"
"AGAIN"
"AGAIN"
"AGAIN"
He feels like a tape recorder jammed
Saying the same old things
Why can't their brain just retain the info
"DO IT AGAIN"
NO he slams the break on
Wondering why he ever accepted this mission
"DO IT AGAIN"
"DO IT AGAIN"
"DO IT AGAIN"
"DO IT AGAIN"
"DO IT AGAIN"
"DO IT AGAIN"
"NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH"
Finally the car pulls to a halt and they are back where they started
FINALLY he thinks its over
I made it i am alive
As the psycho pulls out a gun and aims
FIRE
Hoping his brains are somewhere into next week
They hear the screeching of tyres on tarmac
DAMN missed
Perhaps next week
