jamaica's alright if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight
jamaica's alright if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery
jamaica's alright if you wanna get mugged or murdered
jamaica's alright if you're a misogynist or a homophobe
jamaica's alright if you like only one kind of music
jamaica's alright if you like small bananas and spiders
jamaica's alright if you wanna buy drugs from your hotel room
jamaica's alright if you want your hand lopped off by a machete